Jan 10, 2012

A lame attempt to bridge the gap in time

Things you need to know to catch up with my life  Things I've decided to tell you whether you want to know them or not:

1. I had to delete this blog because I started dating a boy. Boy tried to move in with me. I realized I did not love the boy and made him move out. We haven't talked since, which was sad for a few days but eventually led to a drastic increase in quality of life.

2. A boy tried to send me a picture of his yogurt-slinger tonight. I said no thanks. He's the 5th guy recently to mistakenly think I wanted to see. Strangely, my first thought was, "I should probably start blogging this shit again."

3. I love being single.

4. I moved.

5. I've kissed more boys this year than in the 23 years prior combined.

6. Every time I log on Facebook, someone else is engaged or knocked up. Secretly, I feel bad for them and send a quiet apology.

7. I'm back in school....The Agents are not happy about it. But I am.

8. I promise that my writing will be terrible, the stories true, and the typos limited to the tiny fuckers that slip though a rough draft. I don't have time to edit, if shit ain't right...well...you'll figure it out.

9. I secretly hope that someday someone will read something I've written and say 'Hah! That happened to me too...I know exactly what you mean!' So if you happen to be that person, say hi and we can enjoy a moment of understanding. It'll be fun.

10. I don't know where that creepy #9 came from. Ignore it please, it's supposed to be a secret.

11. People are weird. And surprising. I don't like them all, but I love this fucked up world with everything I have.